Daily FortunesJul 5, 2013
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted... A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George, smothered under a rug, H...
A is for Apple.
-- Hester Pryne
A is for Apple.
-- Hester Pryne
A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and
B is for biff, which... A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and
B is for biff, which reads all your mail.
C is for cc, as hackers recall, while
D is for dd, the command that does all.
E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and
F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees.
G is for grep, a clever...
A joint is just tea for two.
A joint is just tea for two.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from... A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 5, 2013
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