Daily Fortunes

Mar 30, 2013

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers...
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax. -- Mike Royko

Have you seen the latest Japanese camera? Apparently it is...
Have you seen the latest Japanese camera? Apparently it is so fast it can photograph an American with his mouth shut!

Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up...
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Hear about the young Chinese woman who just won...
Hear about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery? One fortunate cookie...

Here is the fact of the week, maybe even the fact...
Here is the fact of the week, maybe even the fact of the month. According to probably reliable sources, the Coca-Cola people are experiencing severe marketing anxiety in China. The words "Coca-Cola" translate into Chinese as either (depending...

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