Daily FortunesSep 12, 2014
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: ...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #6
Bathrooms:
A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: ...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #8
Going Out:
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go
out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready
to go out, as soon as she finds her earring,...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: ...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #9
Laundry:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article
of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight
years ago, before he will do his laundry...
Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon...
Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon returning from a dance.
"What happened?"
"I was struck by the beauty of the place."
Friends were surprised, indeed, when Frank and Jennifer...
Friends were surprised, indeed, when Frank and Jennifer broke their
engagement, but Frank had a ready explanation: "Would you marry someone who
was habitually unfaithful, who lied at every turn, who was selfish and lazy
and sarcastic?"
"Of...
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