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Sep 29, 2014

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There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
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This fortune cookie program out of order. For those...
This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need, please use the program "randchar". This program generates random characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with something profound. It will, however, take it no time...

This Fortune Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
This Fortune Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
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