Daily FortunesApr 29, 2014
No Microsoft products were used in any way for the creation...
No Microsoft products were used in any way for the creation of this message.
If you are using a Microsoft product to view it, BEWARE! - I'm not
responsible for any harm you might encounter as a result.
In most countries selling harmful things like drugs...
In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
Microsoft Fortune v1.1
(c) 1901-1998 by Microsoft, Corp.,...
Microsoft Fortune v1.1
(c) 1901-1998 by Microsoft, Corp., Redmond, USA
FORTUNE caused a general protection fault in module FORTUNE at 0123:4567.
Press [ OK ] to reboot.
When you say "I wrote a program that crashed...
When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".
If Microsoft built cars, every time they repainted the lines...
If Microsoft built cars, every time they repainted the lines on the road
you would have to buy a new car.
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