Daily FortunesOct 25, 2017
The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES
SPECIES: ...
The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES
SPECIES: Cranial Males
SUBSPECIES: The Hacker (homo computatis)
Courtship & Mating:
Due to extreme deprivation, HOMO COMPUTATIS maintains a near perpetual
state of sexual readiness. Courtship...
The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES
SPECIES: ...
The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES
SPECIES: Cranial Males
SUBSPECIES: The Hacker (homo computatis)
Description:
Gangly and frail, the hacker has a high forehead and thinning hair.
Head disproportionately large and crooked forward,...
The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES
SPECIES: ...
The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES
SPECIES: Cranial Males
SUBSPECIES: The Hacker (homo computatis)
Plumage:
All clothes have a slightly crumpled look as though they came off the
top of the laundry basket. Style varies with status...
The foreman of a lumber camp put a new workman on...
The foreman of a lumber camp put a new workman on the circular saw.
As he turned away, he heard the man say, "Ouch!".
"What happened?"
"Dunno," replied the man. "I just stuck out my hand like this, and
-- well,...
The General disliked trying to explain the highly...
The General disliked trying to explain the highly technical
innerworkings of the U.S. Air Force.
"$7,662 for a ten cup coffee maker, General?" the Senator asked.
In his head he ran through his standard explanations. "It's...
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 25, 2017
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