Daily Fortunes

Jun 27, 2017

Actor: So what do you do for a living? Doris: I work for...
Actor: So what do you do for a living? Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families...
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families. -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely New Cynic's Calendar", 1905

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.

Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will...
Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will be going in the right direction. Proof by induction: N=1. Trivially true, since both you and the elevator only have one floor to go to. Assume true for N, prove for N+1: If you are on any of...

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars by aspiration.)
Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars by aspiration.)

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