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Jun 17, 2017

"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"

"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling."

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