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Jul 21, 2017

Microsoft Corp., concerned by the growing popularity of...
Microsoft Corp., concerned by the growing popularity of the free 32-bit operating system for Intel systems, Linux, has employed a number of top programmers from the underground world of virus development. Bill Gates stated yesterday: "World domination, fast -- it's...

if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1],...
if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) { printf("Don't Panic!\n"); exit(42); } (Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February '95, describing RCS)

+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI) + ...
+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI) + + year -= 42; +#endif (From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner)

"If the future navigation system [for interactive...
"If the future navigation system [for interactive networked services on the NII] looks like something from Microsoft, it will never work." (Chairman of Walt Disney Television & Telecommunications)

"If you want to travel around the world and be invited...
"If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot of different places, just write a Unix operating system." (By Linus Torvalds)

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