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Oct 21, 2017

Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like...
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.

Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories...
Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories than a regular year.

Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness? A: Dating...
Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness? A: Dating a Canadian.

Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A corpse.
Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A corpse.

Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out? A:...
Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum.
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