Daily FortunesFeb 9, 2018
Accidentally Shot
Colonel Gray,... Accidentally Shot
Colonel Gray, of Petaluma, came near losing his life a few days ago,
in a singular manner. A gentleman with whom he was hunting attempted to
bring down a dove, but instead of doing so put the load of shot through the
Colonel's...
"Ain't that something what happened today. One of us... "Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to
Kansas City."
-- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd
been traded.
All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally... All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely
than others.
-- Alan Truscott
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight... Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants,
today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry
Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover... Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover has just been
reissued by the Grove Press, and this pictorial account of the
day-to-day life of an English gamekeeper is full of considerable
interest to outdoor minded readers, as it contains many passages...
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Daily Fortunes for Feb 9, 2018
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