Daily Fortunes

Nov 9, 2018

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat...
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. -- Oscar Wilde

I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and...
I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.

I treasure this strange combination found in very few persons:...
I treasure this strange combination found in very few persons: a fierce desire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of the quest. -- Madeleine Gobeil

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ...
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Phillips

I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must...
I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you.

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