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Do you mean that you not only want a wrong
answer, but a certain wrong answer?
-- Tobaben
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Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing
between Nixon and the White House.
-- John F. Kennedy, in 1960
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1063 of 2182 |
Do you suffer painful elimination?
-- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos"
Do you suffer painful recrimination?
-- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms"
Do you suffer painful illumination?
-- Isaac Newton, "Optics"
Do you suffer painful hallucination?
-- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1064 of 2182 |
Do you think that illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1065 of 2182 |
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he
just whipped out a quarter?
-- Stephen Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1066 of 2182 |
"Do you think there's a God?"
"Well, SOMEbody's out to get me!"
-- Calvin and Hobbs
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1067 of 2182 |
"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1068 of 2182 |
Do you think your mother and I should have lived
comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1069 of 2182 |
Do you want to know what's ahead for you, in your happiness at home,
your business success? Here's a telling test: Look in the mirror. Is
your skin smooth and lovely, your hair gleaming, your make-up glamorous?
Are you slender enough for your height? Do you stand erect, confident?
Yes? Then you are on your way to success as a woman.
-- Ladies Home Journal, 1947 advertisement
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1070 of 2182 |
Do your otters do the shimmy?
Do they like to shake their tails?
Do your wombats sleep in tophats?
Is your garden full of snails?
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