| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1121 of 1340 |
You want to know why I kept getting promoted?
Because my mouth knows more than my brain.
-- W. G.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1122 of 1340 |
You will always find something in the last place you look.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1123 of 1340 |
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1124 of 1340 |
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1125 of 1340 |
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1126 of 1340 |
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1127 of 1340 |
You will be advanced socially,
without any special effort on your part.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1128 of 1340 |
You will be aided greatly by a person
whom you thought to be unimportant.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1129 of 1340 |
You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1130 of 1340 |
You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
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