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Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce
1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast
1 carton milk
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 992 of 2182 |
Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 993 of 2182 |
Diogenes, having abandoned his search for
truth, is now searching for a good fantasy.
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Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone
asked him, after a few days.
"Not too bad", replied Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 995 of 2182 |
Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century.
Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon.
-- Sir Humphrey Appleby
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 996 of 2182 |
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 997 of 2182 |
Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.
-- Daniele Vare
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 998 of 2182 |
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin
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Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
-- Balfour
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diplomacy, n:
Lying in state.
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