Freebsd Fortunes 5

Parkinson's Fourth Law:
        The number of people in any working group tends to increase
        regardless of the amount of work to be done.

Parsley is gharsley.
                -- Ogden Nash

Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.

PARTY:
        A gathering where you meet people who drink
        so much you can't even remember their names.

Pascal:
        A programming language named after a man who would turn over
        in his grave if he knew about it.
                -- Datamation, January 15, 1984

Pascal:
        A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his
        grave if he knew about it.

Pascal is a language for children wanting to be naughty.
                -- Dr. Kasi Ananthanarayanan

Pascal is not a high-level language.
                -- Steven Feiner

Pascal Users:
        The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
        Please modify your programs accordingly.

Pascal Users:
        To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
        death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.