Freebsd Murphys Law

All things being equal, you lose.

All things being in your favor, you still lose.

Win or lose, you lose.

No matter where you go, there you are!

It always takes longer to get there than to get back.

If everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.

If you allow someone to get in front of you either:
(1)     The car in front will be the last one over a
        railroad crossing, and you will be stuck waiting
        for a long, slow-moving train; or
(2)     you both will have the same destination and the
        other car will get the last parking space.

If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two
new parking spaces right in front of the building
entrance.

When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn
green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.

A car and a truck approaching each other on an otherwise
deserted road will meet at the narrow bridge.

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional
to the length of the passing zone.