Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy.
                -- Joe Valachi

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can
get him to float on his back, you've got something.

You can learn many things from children.  How much patience you have,
for instance.
                -- Franklin P. Jones

You can make it illegal, but can't make it unpopular.

You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting
his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.

You can move the world with an idea,
but you have to think of it first.

You can never do just one thing.
                -- Hardin

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.

You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.