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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President, but they
don't want them to become politicians in the process.
-- John F. Kennedy
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 452 of 2298 |
Mothers of large families (who claim to common sense)
Will find a Tiger will repay the trouble and expense.
-- Hilaire Belloc, "The Tiger"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 453 of 2298 |
Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 454 of 2298 |
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 455 of 2298 |
Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal
of the day.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 456 of 2298 |
Mr. Cole's Axiom:
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the
population is growing.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 457 of 2298 |
Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts of yours from
the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake. I don't know why they gave me men's
shirts but they're going back.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 458 of 2298 |
Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you. Could
you call me at... My name is... uh... Never mind, forget it!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 459 of 2298 |
Mr. Rockford; Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses. We got your
renewal before the extended deadline but not your check. I'm sorry but
at midnight you're no longer licensed as an investigator.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 460 of 2298 |
Mr. Rockford, this is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and Contemporary
Etiquette. We aren't going to call again! Now you want these free
lessons or what?
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