Freebsd Fortunes 4

I will follow the good side right to the fire,
but not into it if I can help it.
                -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the
year.  I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.  The
Spirits of all Three shall strive within me.  I will not shut out
the lessons that they teach.  Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the
writing on this stone!
                -- Charles Dickens

I will make you shorter by the head.
                -- Elizabeth I

I will never lie to you.

I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.

I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.

I will not forget you.

I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.
                -- Shel Silverstein, "Hug O' War"

I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new
one every day.
                -- Heine

I wish a robot would get elected president.  That way, when he came to town,
we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
                -- Jack Handey