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GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1832 of 2182 |
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
-- Calvin Keegan
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1833 of 2182 |
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find
that everything he encounters needs pounding.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1834 of 2182 |
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
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Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down
that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File".
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Give him an evasive answer.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1837 of 2182 |
Give me a fish and I will eat today.
Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.
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Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh
dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world.
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Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1840 of 2182 |
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
-- St. Augustine
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