Freebsd Fortunes

A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of
nothing.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
                -- H. H. Munroe

A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.  Buy the negatives at any
price.

A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in
his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and
exceptional ability in that particular field."

A lot of people are afraid of heights.  Not me.  I'm afraid of widths.
                -- Steve Wright

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.  I
believe everything positively stinks.
                -- Lew Col

A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!"

"However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a
sense of obligation."
                -- Stephen Crane

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.

A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.