Freebsd Fortunes 6

The politician is someone who deals in man's problems of adjustment.
To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.
                -- Buckminster Fuller

The pollution's at that awkward stage.
Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate.
                -- Doug Sneyd

The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.
                -- Anthony Burgess

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor
prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively,
or to the people.
                -- U.S. Constitution, Amendment 10. (Bill of Rights)

The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher,
        Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
        Do I want one?  God Forbiddie!
                -- Ogden Nash

The president publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's
remark, "There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews!".  Those
offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teachers.
                -- Channel 11 News, Baltimore, on Billy Carter

The prettiest women are almost always the most
boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

The price of greatness is responsibility.

The price of success in philosophy is triviality.
                -- C. Glymour.

The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate
knowledge of its ugly side.
                -- James Baldwin