Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

You can fool some of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient.

You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.

You can get everything in life you want,
if you will help enough other people get what they want.

You can get much further with a kind word and a
gun than you can with a kind word alone.
                -- Al Capone
                [Also attributed to Johnny Carson.  Ed.]

You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

You can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend,
You can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.

(chorus)        Grovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day,
                Grovel, grovel, grovel, in your own peculiar way.

You can grovel in a hallway, you can grovel in a park,
You can grovel in an alley with a mugger after dark.
(chorus)

You can grovel with your uncle, you can grovel with your aunt,
You can grovel with your Apple, even though you say you can't.
(chorus)

You can have a dog as a friend.  You can have whiskey as a friend.  But
if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing
your dog.
                -- foolin' around

You can have peace.  Or you can have freedom.
Don't ever count on having both at once.
                -- Lazarus Long