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ADOLESCENCE:
The stage between puberty and adultery.
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ADORE:
To venerate expectantly.
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ADULT:
One old enough to know better.
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Adults die young.
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Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1075 of 1371 |
Advancement in position.
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Advertisements contain the only
truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
-- Thomas Jefferson
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Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
-- George Orwell
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human
intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Advertising Rule:
In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the
reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly,
that it is curable.
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Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1080 of 1371 |
Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.
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