Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'll be Grateful when they're Dead.

I'll burn my books.
                -- Christopher Marlowe

I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell ... their heart's
in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ.
                -- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Summing Up"

I'll grant thee random access to my heart,
Thoul't tell me all the constants of thy love;
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove
And in our bound partition never part.

Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?
Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,
A root or two, a torus and a node:
The inverse of my verse, a null domain.

I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die
Had he but known such a-squared cos 2(thi)!

I'll learn to play the Saxophone,
I play just what I feel.
Drink Scotch whisky all night long,
And die behind the wheel.
They got a name for the winners in the world,
I want a name when I lose.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide,
Call me Deacon Blues.
                -- Becker and Fagan, "Deacon Blues"

I'll meet you... on the dark side of the moon...
                -- Pink Floyd

I'll never get off this planet.
                -- Luke Skywalker

I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.

I'll turn over a new leaf.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States.  Ask
any Indian.
                -- Robert Orben

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
                -- Jack Paar