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Mom's Law:
When they finally do have to take you to the
hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
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MONDAY:
In Christian countries, the day after the football game.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two
things we have.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
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Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.
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Money cannot buy
The fuel of love
but is excellent kindling.
To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say,
Is a keen observer of life,
The word intellectual suggests right away
A man who's untrue to his wife.
-- W.H. Auden, "Collected Shorter Poems"
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you
awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
-- C.B. Luce
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Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
-- Christopher Marlowe
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Money doesn't talk, it swears.
-- Bob Dylan
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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
-- Lazarus Long
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