Freebsd Fortunes 7

YINKEL:
        A person who combs his hair over his bald spot,
        hoping no one will notice.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.

You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty
spray paint cans in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.

You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.

You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.

You are a taxi driver.  Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in
use for only seven years.  One of its windshield wipers is broken, and
the carburetor needs adjusting.  The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the
moment is only three-quarters full.  How old is the taxi driver?"

You are a wish to be here wishing yourself.
                -- Philip Whalen

You are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind.
                -- Sherlock Holmes

You are always busy.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.