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QOTD:
"It wouldn't have been anything, even if it were gonna be a thing."
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QOTD:
Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency
on my part.
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QOTD:
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there.
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QOTD:
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
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QOTD:
The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the
gerbil has more dark meat.
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Quack!
Quack!! Quack!!
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Quality control:
Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand
and add to the cost of its manufacture or design.
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QUALITY CONTROL:
The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a
production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
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Quantity is no substitute for quality,
but its the only one we've got.
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Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
-- Overheard at last year's Archimedeans' Garden Party
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