| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1861 of 2171 |
Today is the last day of your life so far.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1862 of 2171 |
Today is what happened to yesterday.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1863 of 2171 |
Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a
cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a
boarder.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1864 of 2171 |
Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1865 of 2171 |
Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more
spectacular adventure starring... Tippy, the Wonder Dog!
-- Bob & Ray
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1866 of 2171 |
Todays weirdness is tomorrows reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1867 of 2171 |
Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1868 of 2171 |
toilet toupee, n:
Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1869 of 2171 |
Tom Hayden is the kind of politician who gives opportunism a bad name.
-- Gore Vidal
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1870 of 2171 |
Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past
but fortunately, it can still be changed today.
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