Freebsd Fortunes

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.

Nothing is faster than the speed of light ...

To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the
light comes on.

Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
                -- Andrew Young

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires
tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
                -- Nero Wolfe

Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
Conscience makes egotists of us all.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Nothing recedes like success.
                -- Walter Winchell

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited
love.
                -- Charlie Brown

November, n.:
        The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the double lock will keep;
May no brick through the window break,
And, no one rob me till I awake.