Freebsd Fortunes 7

You buy a judge by weight, like iron in a junk yard.  A justice of the
peace or a magistrate can be had for a five-dollar bill.  In the
municipal courts, he will cost you ten.  In the circuit or superior
courts, he wants fifteen.  The state appellate courts or the state
supreme court is on a par with the Federal courts.  By the time a judge
reaches such courts, he is middle-aged, thick around the middle, fat
between the ears.  He's heavy.  You can't buy a Federal judge for less
than a twenty-dollar bill.
                -- Jake "Greasy Thumb" Guzik

You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
                -- Tim Leary

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.

You can always tell the people that are forging the new frontier.
They're the ones with arrows sticking out of their backs.

You can approach truth, but never capture it.
Lies can be had 'round the corner.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

You can be replaced by this computer.

You can bear anything if it isn't your own fault.
                -- Katharine Fullerton Gerould

You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
                -- Hepler, CS, University of Washington

You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
                -- Hepler, Systems Design 182

You can bring men from other parts of the world who are sane.  And you
know what happens?  At the very moment they cross those mountains...
they go mad.  Instantaneously and automatically, at the very moment
they cross the mountains into California, they go insane.
                -- Quentin Genter