Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 1, 2013

"It's bad luck to be superstitious." ...
"It's bad luck to be superstitious." -- Andrew W. Mathis

May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on...
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

There was a young man in the choir Whose penis rose higher...
There was a young man in the choir Whose penis rose higher and higher, Till it reached such a height It was quite out of sight -- But of course you know I'm a liar.

There was a young soldier from Munich Whose penis hung down...
There was a young soldier from Munich Whose penis hung down past his tunic, And their chops girls would lick When they thought of his prick, But alas! he was only a eunuch.

>>> Internal error in fortune program: >>> ...
>>> Internal error in fortune program: >>> fnum=2987 n=45 flag=1 goose_level=-232323 >>> Please write down these values and notify fortune program administrator.