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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 25, 2013


The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to...
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't...
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin

You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR...
You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE "SOMEONE ELSE."

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