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If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they
will find an easier way to do it.
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Hoare's Law of Large Problems:
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get
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It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take
Hofstadter's Law into account.
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Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
-- Rex Reed
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Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories:
The ultimate in watchdog weaponry.
-- Chris Shaw
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"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense"
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Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
-- F. M. Hubbard
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Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative
bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, "the
honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"