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Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today.  Two freaks
in a van  [Oh no!!  It's the Copyright Police!!]  Her aura-charred body was
laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society
of Asinine Flake Entertainers].  Excerpted from some of his more quotable
comments:

        "Truly a woman of the times.  These times, those times..."
        "A Renaissance woman.  Why in 1432..."
        "A man for all seasons.  Really..."

After the ceremony, Shirley thanked her mourners and explained how delightful
it was to "get it together" again, presumably referring to having her now dead
body join her long dead brain.
 
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Sho' they got to have it against the law.  Shoot, ever'body git high,
they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens.  Hee-hee.
                -- Terry Southern
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2133 of 2298

Short people get rained on last.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2134 of 2298

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
                -- Martin Mull
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2135 of 2298

Show me a good loser in professional sports and I'll show you an idiot.
Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade.
                -- Leo Durocher
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2136 of 2298

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll
show you a man who playing golf with his boss.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2137 of 2298

Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2138 of 2298

Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2139 of 2298

Showing up is 80% of life.
                -- Woody Allen
 
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Si Dieu n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer.
                -- Voltaire
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