Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 1, 2013

An architect fellow named Yoric Could, when feeling euphoric, ...
An architect fellow named Yoric Could, when feeling euphoric, Display for selection Three kinds of erection- Corinthian,ionic,and doric.

There once was a golfer named Leer, Who got put in the clink...
There once was a golfer named Leer, Who got put in the clink for a year, For an action obscene, On the very first green. Where the sign said "Enter course here."

There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent...
There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pair; At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin losing air.

Your business will go through a period of considerable...
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.

The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper...
The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, you will see, no doubt, Is to keep the lightning out. But what these unobservant birds Have failed to notice is that herds Of bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold...