Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 25, 2013

This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.
This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.

Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your...
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!

It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even...
It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even the teddy bears get drunk.