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Fortune: 391 - 400 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Green's Law of Debate:
        Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
 
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Greener's Law:
        Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
 
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Grelb's Reminder:
        Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
        average drivers.
 
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Griffin's Thought:
        When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
 
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Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity:
        At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
 
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Guillotine, n.:
        A French chopping center.
 
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Gumperson's Law:
        The probability of a given event occurring is inversely
        proportional to its desirability.
 
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Gunter's Airborne Discoveries:
        (1)  When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft,
             the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
        (2)  The strength of the turbulence
             is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.
 
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gurmlish, n.:
        The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which
        prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof
        of his mouth.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
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guru, n.:
        A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with
        a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the
        phone call you are about to receive from your boss.
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