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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 20, 2014


There was a young man from Calcutta Who was heard in his beard...
There was a young man from Calcutta Who was heard in his beard to mutter, "If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands, I'm afraid I shall have to use butter."

You will be awarded some great honor.
You will be awarded some great honor.

You will be dead within a year.
You will be dead within a year.

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