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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 18, 2014


God is Dead -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is Dead ...
God is Dead -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is Dead -- God Nietzsche is God -- The Dead

There once was a couple named Kelly Who walked around...
There once was a couple named Kelly Who walked around belly-to-belly. It seems in their haste, They used Carter's paste Instead of petroleum jelly.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level...
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.

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