| Humor: Monday January 12, 2015 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 12, 2015ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in... A cocksucking steno named Beeman Remarked as she swallowed... A cocksucking steno named Beeman Remarked as she swallowed my semen : "On my minuscule salary I must watch every calorie, So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!" A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll: ... A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll: At a masquerade ball, Dressed in nothing at all, She backed in as a Parker House roll. There was an old man of Brienz The length of whose cock... There was an old man of Brienz The length of whose cock was immense: With one swerve he could plug A boy's bottom in Zug, And a kitchen-maid's cunt in Coblenz. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 12, 2015
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