Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 1, 2015
A scream from the crypt of St. Giles
Resounded for miles upon...A scream from the crypt of St. Giles
Resounded for miles upon miles.
Said the friar, "Good gracious,
The brother Ignatious
Forgeteth the abbot hath piles." An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "Fucking is...An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know.
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno." An ambitious lady named Harriet
Once dreamed she was raped in...An ambitious lady named Harriet
Once dreamed she was raped in a chariot
By seventeen sailors
A monk and three tailors,
Mohammed and Judas Iscariot. An anonymous woman we knew
Was dozing one day in her pew;
...An anonymous woman we knew
Was dozing one day in her pew;
When the preacher yelled "Sin!"
She said, "Count me in
As soon as the service is through." An architect fellow named Yoric
Could, when feeling euphoric,
...An architect fellow named Yoric
Could, when feeling euphoric,
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Three kinds of erection-
Corinthian,ionic,and doric. There once was a young man from Boston
Who drove around town...There once was a young man from Boston
Who drove around town in an Austin,
There was room for his ass,
And a gallon of gas,
So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em. There was a young lady named Nelly
Whose tits would jiggle like...There was a young lady named Nelly
Whose tits would jiggle like jelly.
They could tickle her twat
Or be tied in a knot,
And could even swat flies on her belly.
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 1, 2015
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