Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 4, 2015
A lad from far-off Transvaal
Was lustful, but tactful withal...A lad from far-off Transvaal
Was lustful, but tactful withal.
He'd say, just for luck,
"Mam'selle, do you fuck?"
But he'd bow till he almost would crawl. There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were made out...There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they clanged together,
They played "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass. While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on...While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on a ladder.
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition,
So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 4, 2015
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