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Microsoft Fortune v1.1 (c) 1901-1998 by Microsoft, Corp.,...
Microsoft Fortune v1.1 (c) 1901-1998 by Microsoft, Corp., Redmond, USA FORTUNE caused a general protection fault in module FORTUNE at 0123:4567. Press [ OK ] to reboot.

It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even...
It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even the teddy bears get drunk.

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