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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 30, 2015


There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts, Whose pleasure...
There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts, Whose pleasure in life is to pruntz. When one pireg is shot, There's that alternate twat, But the ausgefuckt male merely grunts.

You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person...
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

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