Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday June 15, 2015

A haughty young wench of Del Norte Would fuck only men over...
A haughty young wench of Del Norte Would fuck only men over forty. Said she, "It's too quick With a young fellow's prick; I like it to last, and be warty."

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

There once was a monk of Camyre Who was seized with a carnal...
There once was a monk of Camyre Who was seized with a carnal desire And the primary cause Was the abbess's drawers Which were hung up to dry by the fire.

Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To...
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.