Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 12, 2015

"I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense."
"I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense."

A maestro directing in Rome Had a quaint way of driving...
A maestro directing in Rome Had a quaint way of driving it home. Whoever he climbed Had to keep her tail timed To the beat of his old metronome.

There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?