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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 6, 2016


Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor...
Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without...

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