Freebsd Fortunes 3

Having a baby isn't so bad.  If you're a female Emperor penguin
in the Antarctic.  She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father,
then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and
eats.  For two months, the father stands stiff, without food,
blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet.  After
the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home.
                -- L.M. Boyd, "Austin American-Statesman"

Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
                -- Martin Mull

Having no talent is no longer enough.
                -- Gore Vidal

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
                -- Socrates

Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatly
relieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him with
the traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar.
        "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big
dog, too!"

"Hawk, we're going to die."
"Never say die... and certainly never say we."
                -- M*A*S*H

Hawkeye's Conclusion:
        It's not easy to play the clown
        when you've got to run the whole circus.

He:     Do you like Kipling?
She:    Oh, you naughty boy, I don't know!  I've never kippled!